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Thursday, February 18, 2016

02.29: A Farmer Funny

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[Nobody could cough up a good Leap Day knee-slapper, so only a themed THOT below (thanks Corey Keyes!). Enjoy your xtra day!! Mikey]
A farmer answered a knock on his door one morning. An electric company worker handed him a piece of paper stating that the electric company would like to run a power line through his pasture. The farmer said, "No."
"Legally, that paper says we can," replied the worker.
As he turned and left returning to his co-workers in the field, the farmer went to his barn and turned his bull into the pasture.
As the bull rumbled toward the workers in the field, the farmer hollered, "Show HIM your paper!"
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