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Thursday, April 26, 2012

Punography

Punography!!!

[NO! This is not a mis-spelling!]

 
I do not enjoy computer jokes . Not one bit .

I changed my iPod name to Titanic . It's syncing now .

When chemists die, they barium .

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst .
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran .

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid . He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea ? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me .

This girl said she recognized me from the
vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore . 

A guy got arrested for playing the guitar. For fingering A minor .

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity . I can't put it down .

I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words .

They told me I had type A blood , but it was a Type- O.

 A dyslexic man walks into a bra .........

PMS jokes aren't funny, period . [or NO period?]

Why were the Indians here first ? They had
reservations .

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory . I hope there's no pop quiz .

Energizer battery arrested . Charged with battery .
I didn't like my beard at first . Then it grew on me .

How do you make holy water ? Boil the hell out of it !

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils ?

When you get a bladder infection , urine trouble .

What does a clock do when it's hungry ? It 
goes back four seconds .

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger . Then it hit me !

Broken pencils are pointless .

I tried to catch some fog . I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with a
n
extensive vocabulary ? A thesaurus .

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest .

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx .

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen . Police have nothing to go on .

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough .

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes .

Velcro - what a rip off !

Cartoonist found dead in home . Details are sketchy .
Venison for dinner ? Oh deer !

Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault .

I used t think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure .

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too
.

-Contributed by H. Clarke

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