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Thursday, June 10, 2010

A Child's "Commercial" Idea of God

A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God. 

Here are some of the results: scroll down.




God is like.
 
BAYER ASPIRIN
 
He works miracles. 




God is like.
 
a FORD

He's got a better idea.


God is like.
 
COKE
 
He's the real thing.
 


(This is great)

God is like.
 
HALLMARK CARDS
 
He cares enough to send His very best.
 

God is like.
 
TIDE
 
He gets the stains out that others leave behind.
 


God is like.
 
GENERAL ELECTRIC

He brings good things to life.
 

God is like.
 
SEARS

He has everything.


God is like.
 
ALKA-SELTZER
Try Him, you'll like Him


God is like.
 
SCOTCH TAPE
 
You can't see Him, but you know He's there.
 


God is like.

DELTA
He's ready when you are.
 

God is like.
 
ALLSTATE
You're in good hands with Him.
 


God is like.

VO-5 Hair Spray
 
He holds through all kinds of weather.
 


God is like.
 
DIAL SOAP

Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you wish everybody did?
 

(that one is my favourite)
God is like. 
the U.S. POST OFFICE
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.
God is like. 
Chevrolet. . . .the heart beat of America
God is like 
Maxwell House. . .
Good to the very last drop

God is like.
 
B
ounty. . . . 
He is the quicker picker upper. . can handle the tough jobs. . .and He won't fall apart on you
 

NOTE! 


HE'S also like coffee!


Gets you going in the morning and KEEPS you awake!

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