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Monday, August 27, 2007

SMILE OF THE WEEK

SMILE OF THE WEEK

Some Things to Think About :=

* On the bags of miniature candy bars it says, 'Fun Size'. Does this mean that the regular size bars are not fun?

* Why aren't they called bakies instead of cookies?

* If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?


* Why do mothers always say that their child cannot play until their room is clean? What will the room look like after the child plays?

* How come we as children will fight tooth and nail not to have a nap only to find ourselves as adults wishing with all of our hearts that we could?

* Wouldn't it be nice to be able to forgive each other as quickly and effortlessly as children forgive each other?

* Didn't the guy who laughs last had to have it explained to
him?

* Isn't it better by far that you forget and smile, rather than remember and be sad?

* Why would there be a key to happiness? Isn't the door always open?

* Where do socks go when they get lost in the dryer?

* Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes, would they eventually just disappear?

* Do Clothing manufacturers really expect us to run a whole wash for each item marked 'wash separately'?

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