Have a Laugh or Two: Pet Food for the FunnyBone!

MOO-vin on up, to the East Side! Daddy was an Albino, honest!   I feel a weird itch in my hair! Cat gymnastics, anyone? Mama told me there'd be days like this! I love this rug! I'm not leavin' it! I never PAWsed my First Aid course! Sorry!   Doggone cute! Mama kitty was NEVER this warm! Mama was NEVER this warm! Where are the chips man?  The game's startin' ! Excuse my language! But it's the only defense I have left! I'm tapped out! I think I have this problem licked! Hey I don' wanna hurt you bro! Listen up! No 'arm done! But the hole I went in was a LOT bigger! No pussyfooting around this kitten!!! My paws my friend!!! Dog gone! Please? Does he meow too? How do I get out of here? "Look  . . . I was thirsty man, deal with it"... I was learning how to be a 'straw boss'! Touch de duck... I keel you!... 'eee's my best fre-eenndd ! Weeeeeee!!!  Look at me I'm Yoda! I can feel the force! "You want a piece of me?  Bring it on!... "Kid . . .. You're askin' the wrong guy". I just don't understand cat humor. I don't get it.  Where's the milk? What will parents think of next? Wasssup!! Doggone cute! This bird's about to get a snot bath... However it snot.. what you think! I Hate You!!! Why? It was only a little pee, why the 30 minute timeout? Was it a Sweet Pee? Dad left when he found out about Mom and the Panda... Now keep this smile on, and have a great day! Doctor's orders... (:-)

No animals were harmed in any way by the foregoing photo sessions. In fact, they enjoyed every minute! (:-0>


-Contributed by Barrie Brown