Did Shakespeare Ever Wonder ....?

TO PEE OR NOT TO PEE...

  
I  have a job.  I work, they pay me.

  I  pay my taxes & the government

distributes my taxes as it sees fit.

    In order to get that paycheck, in my case,

I am required to pass a random urine test

(with which I have no problem).

  What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my

taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.

So, here is my question:

 Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check

because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

  Please understand, I  have no problem with

helping people get back on their feet.

I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping

someone sitting on their butt - doing drugs while I work.

 Can you imagine how much money each province

would save if people had to pass a urine test

to get a public assistance check?

I guess we could call  the  program

"URINE  OR YOU'RE OUT"!

Something is changing! Political parties will have to PAY for their own campaigns! - Editor