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Monday, January 10, 2011

01.10: A STC Funny

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fromMIKEY==============================
HAPPY NEW 2011!!

After a wonderful break, we are baaaaaack! Did you miss us? -sniff-
We had a spectacular visit with sick and injured Marine recruits on Christmas morning. We had more letters to deliver to them than maybe ever. Thanks to each and every person and organization that helped us. It was SO worth it. These guys were touched by everyone's support and love.
We've posted photos and a video of the visit, in case you want to show the children who participated:
http://uneeknet.com/mcrd/christmas/2010/

We'll be doing our annual Easter visit as well, so I'll send info out in a month or so.
Mikey
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STC (Senior Texting Codes)
Since more and more seniors citizens are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for senior discounts, these are the codes for you:
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing...Can't Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

Feel free to add any codes you feel are missing; send the additions back to the person who sent you this so they can update their list:
GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
[forwarded by Steve Sanderson]
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I told my family I never want to depend on a machine and fluids to keep me alive...that's when they took away my computer and coffee maker!
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